This, alas, is fully accurate:

Apple used to be arguably the greatest tech company on the planet, just relentlessly innovating and never standing still. And now basically their whole shtick is this:

The above video was done in response to Apple's 2025 Worldwide Developers Conference — and we're happy to report that the rest of the internet came through with other memes:

(Yeah, apparently Apple is going to allow customization ad nauseam now)

If you are an Apple fanboy still, some of the company's announcements at the WWDC were (sort of?) interesting this year:

And finally, perhaps the most exciting tech development of the last 30 years:

"A new Siri animation."

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