Formerly fat actress loses a bunch of weight; narcissistic journalist cries about it
· Oct 8, 2020 · NottheBee.com

Hilarious and talented Aussie actress Rebel Wilson has been making excellent use of quarantine this year, focusing on losing weight and getting healthy! As of a few days ago, she shared that she was only 3kg (that's 6.61 lbs, for those of us in countries that matter) away from her goal of losing around 175 pounds!

That's fling-flanging awesome!

But of course, taking care of yourself and getting healthy are for some reason really controversial these days, so what did this journalist for The Telegraph do? Make it all about herself.

Here's the thing: I totally get if you have concerns that Rebel might be pushing herself too hard, or trying to "fit" in among the bulimic celebrities that litter Hollywood. But if that's the case, why why why say it's sad for YOU and for other women like you, and that it's making YOU uncomfortable?

Oh! I'm so sorry! Do other people's health choices make you uncomfortable? Does the fact that she's not putting as much strain on her heart and body make you sad?

Why is Rebel Wilson's weight loss sad for so many women like you?

Because you're so self-absorbed that you see anyone else's health improvement as a personal threat against you!

And just in case you were worried, Rebel is not at risk of becoming bulimic any time soon, either:


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