Are you a person with an extra $100 burning in your pocket? Has that Ben Franklin been looking out up at you, telling you to exercise your God-given freedom by participating in the glory of a free market exchange??
Search no further, my friend. Today, right now, you can be the proud owner of a "Trump Defeats COVID" commemorative coin, purveyed by the White House Gift Shop (no affiliation with the actual White House), which features "design motifs of President Trump's ascendance over and personal defeat of the deadly COVID pandemic virus."
(An artist's rendition of Trump's ascension over COVID)
The coin is being created by The White House Gift Shop – an unofficial novelty store that is now privately owned, but that was started in 1946 as a benefit fund for law enforcement and authorized by President Truman. The store has created a variety of odd novelty items, such as a 2018 coin celebrating Trump's meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.
The fact that the store is a private business didn't click with the Orange Man Bad crowd, however, and they were immediately triggered. Take actress Debra Messing:
Apparently, so many Leftists were triggered, Snopes had to be unleashed with a fact-check to calm them down.
But wait, there's more! Look at how store CEO Anthony Giannini describes the president:
"President Trump, whether you are in his corner or not, is a one-of-a-kind, bigger than life, singular energetic force," writes Giannini on the site. "President Trump's energy fills not merely a room, not merely a stadium, but fills – more like occupies – a mythological space."
(A Jedi's strength flows from the Trump.)
Giannini also described Trump as a "superhero."
"President Trump, as you know, is a fan of boxing, and the new coin design features more than a hint of superhero qualities in history's most fascinating president," he said.
(Actual footage of Trump returning to the White House from the hospital)
Sadly, the image of the coin is being "intentionally concealed" until its release, but if you preorder now, you too can be one of the lucky people to receive this piece of history on November 14.
