Average Jeep driver detected…

Yes, 33-year-old Coleson Janey was peacefully snoozing at Ormond Beach on Saturday when he was woken up by a Jeep rolling over his face.
Janey was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery, though his aunt says it took a bit too long for emergency vehicles to arrive.
‘I guess I had maybe fallen asleep for a little bit and then I woke up to a tire coming over my head,' Janey said.
Janey broke his forearm, broke his femur, and has bruising to his face. Surgeons were forced to put a titanium rod in his leg.
The driver of the Jeep was cited for careless driving, according to the New York Post.
Here comes the best part of the whole story.
The person responsible for running Coleson over: Allegedly a 61-year-old woman who was trying to park her Jeep Wrangler.

Sorry for laughing, Coleson, but you just can't make some of this stuff up.
Seems like you're doing well in the hospital, and we wish you the best!
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