Bro, this story has some real Buffalo Bill vibes from Silence of the Lambs and it's creeping me out.

This Massachusetts man, who sometimes calls himself a woman and other times a man, allegedly stabbed four young girls at a screening of the movie IF on Saturday, and was apparently laughing the entire time while stabbing them.

Luckily, this stabbing spree did not kill anyone, and the victims, including a 9-year-old girl, are all expected to recover from their injuries.

Here's Buffalo Bill:

The suspect who allegedly stabbed four young girls inside a Massachusetts AMC movie theater Saturday night was 'laughing the whole time,' the mother of three of the victims said.

Four girls, ages 9 to 17, were stabbed Saturday inside the Braintree AMC theater around 6 p.m. They were all hospitalized, but are expected to survive ...

A second attack happened around 7 p.m. at a nearby McDonald's, where a 21-year-old woman and a 29-year-old man were stabbed.

Massachusetts State Police chased the SUV until it crashed in Sandwich and a suspect was taken into custody. According to the WBZ-TV I-Team, the suspect is believed to be connected to a murder in Deep River, Connecticut.

"Connected to a murder in Connecticut"?

Boy, I wonder how many murders they'll eventually connect this guy to.

I mean, look at this kid:

You'll never believe that this guy's dad is a rich Martha's Vineyard psychologist!

In case you need further proof these two are father/son, here's an article where Jared mentions his dad Jason:

And a photo of them together for the hardcore fact-checkers out there:

I'm not joking about Martha's Vineyard, either!

The kid is reported as living in "Chilmark," which is a smaller village on the famous island.

Some people might look at this and wonder if there's a pattern emerging - all these affluent white liberal gender-benders who keep going on killing sprees - but we're not allowed to talk about that!

Carry on!

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