What ... did I just watch?
What is Gretchen Whitmer trying to tell us? 🤔
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a Michigander. I have no idea what is happening to this woman. I know she wants to invest in Michigan's abortion tourism industry and loved shutting down businesses for Covid, but she's been acting very strange lately.
Every Midwesterner after that last one:
Is the Gretch feeling lonely and dejected? After all, just three months ago, people were floating her name for the Democratic nomination:
Then she was taking pictures of her "Big Gretch" lipstick with the son of Satan George Soros:
Now she's out here cackling at jokes about post-birth abortion while she feeds interviewers Doritos in an oddly pornographic way?
I've basically made it my order of business to ignore everything my governor has said or commanded over the past 4 years or so, but I think someone should go check on her.
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