Here are some of the top picks from the 97 gender options in San Francisco's new transgender-only welfare program
· Nov 17, 2022 ·

The city of San Francisco is going full stunning-and-brave this week with the rollout of its new transgender-only welfare initiative:

Now, you may see that and think you're excluded from this particular bonanza. But have hope! You may be able to claim one of those sweet $1,200 checks, if only because the city allows for claimants to fall under 97 different types of "identity!"

Here are some of the best forms of identity to be found on the city's list:


Basically just a female Wario!

"Gender Outlaw"

Proving that there are still outlaws in the Wild West, even today.


Basically Scout from To Kill a Mockingbird.


Pretty sure they meant "Cthulu" so I'm just gonna throw up a picture of Cthulu here.


Take your pick!

Keep on stunning us with your bravery, San Fran!

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