IT'S HERE! Quick, get inside before they see you! It's not safe to be wandering around the internet at this hour.

There, now if you're sure you weren't followed (might want to make like you've got another browser article open where a CNN journalist is looking at Zelensky like this:

Okay, that should distract any of Dark Lord Brandon's agents for a few minutes while you watch this interview.

The interview in its entirety is below. The first 30 minutes is literally Putin retelling the history of Russia, but it's worth listening to because it shows you the worldview that he is working from. Following that, Ol' Vlad gets into his frustration working with the US bureaucracy, which he says shut Russia out whenever administrations turned over, negating promises made by presidents like Clinton.

Watch:

Highlights (more will be added as we find them):

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