Goodness the groomers are weird.
[Warning: Sexual Topics]
This is the type of person Disney wants your kids to be listening to day in and day out... people obsessed with preaching modern sexual theory to toddlers.
We're not talking about even preschoolers here. We're talking about those who toddle – those unsteady 2-year-olds who have no problem marinating in their own dirty diapers and have the coordination of a drunk Koala.
What a (gross) time to be alive.
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