If you're still watching the NFL, you might have noticed they've started buying in to every flavor of leftist ideology while bashing conservatives over the head repeatedly with a lead pipe.
Super Bowl LV was no different, starting off a night of uNiTy with two separate anthems: one for the systemically racist folk (also known as the Star-Spangled Banner) and the "black national anthem:"
Translation:
As the ads started, tech company Logitech decided to celebrate all colors of the rainbow (including unicorns!) with rapper Lil Nas X, featuring this message: "To create the future, we must defy the logic of the past."
Next was Jeep's attempt to plead for national healing and unity, without understanding what the current climate of hEaLiNg and uNiTy actually means:
To promote uNiTy, the commercial featured Bruce Springsteen, who has made many derogatory comments toward Trump supporters in just the last few months, calling them "brainwashed:"
DO YOU FEEL ALL THAT UNITY?? NOW BUY A JEEP, BIGOT!
The Left also got angry at the commercial, however, because it featured an American flag and a cross. Cries of "REEEEE!" echoed from sea to shining sea:
Then there was an actual ad from Scientologists called "Be More."
Rediscover how you're an immortal alien being trapped inside a human body for the low, low price of all your money plus shipping!
Dawn slipped in there as well to encourage us to close the "Chore Gap," helpfully reminding men everywhere to do the dishes:
The night also starred Amanda Gorman, who was featured at Joe Biden's inauguration for a poem on nAtiOnAl uNiTy:
The NFL's message here is clear: Get with the uNiTy program, America. Now.
One last fun fact: despite all the woke pandering, the people at GLAAD were frustrated that there were only 4 ads that featured LGBT individuals compared to 11 last year.
"More brands should now step up year round, as including LGBTQ people in ads is good for business and good for the world," GLAAD concluded.
