How many times does America need to watch a 78-year-old awkwardly bite into chocolate chip ice cream before we've hit our limit?
The completely unbiased and objective media seems to think the answer is a billion and one:
ENHANCE!!
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As a Michigander, I know how good the ice cream of Moomers in Traverse City is.
Why I'm hearing about it from the White House press corps (or why I'm hearing about Joe Biden and ice cream for the umpteenth time in general) is the larger question.
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I mean, it's not like this man has the most extreme policy platform in executive history, is facing a crisis of human trafficking at our southern border, or has anything else to address, like continued high unemployment, inflation, COVID origins, Russian and Chinese aggression, or various shortages on products and labor.
"The country is circling the drain, but look at me take a bite of this homemade chocolate chocolate chip ice cream, guys!!"
I guess the press wanted to fawn over Biden a little after he snapped at them and said he wanted to talk about "happy things" last week!
