To the man who compiled this list...
I'll go ahead and link to your article just because I'm nice like that.
Seventy-two!!!
In 2023 there were 72 things that higher ed declared racist — and these are just the things we're being made aware of. I'm sure if we could spy on everyone like Google does we'd have like 720 items on this list.
Let's start with a few which popped up on here at Not The Bee:
Yes, BMI. It's racist because "we cannot dismantle weight/size oppression without addressing the intersectionality of all oppressions."
If you have an organized pantry you're likely one of those yucky whites (or at least someone who has a clean pantry like a white person might).
Try calling this song "not racist" on a college campus. The Antifa kids will try to beat you up, but they'll find out how racist fistfights are in the process.
Because the Gadsen flag is "rooted in slavery."
Seriously.
Yes, the outdoors became racist in 2023 because apparently white people aren't scared of water.
If you think math isn't racist you're part of the problem. 2+2 only sometimes equals four — what, are you in the KKK or something?
And here, ladies and gents, is the full list of things deemed racist by higher ed in 2023 (yes, The College Fix threw a link on every single item 🤣):
Actions
Animals
Black people
Black cops who killed black man
Cops and robbers display that included a black student as a robber
Black Communist who liked white composers
Cleanliness
Food
Literature
Medical
Movies and entertainment
Music
Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, and Verdi
Objects
Occupations
People
Ambassador Nikki Haley, Vivek Ramaswamy, Vice President Mike Pence, Governor Chris Christie
Places
Rules/law enforcement
Immigration and Customs Enforcement and a gang database
Sports
Substances
Subjects
New York City Liberal Arts and Sciences Test
Technology
White people
Words
"Field"
Word limits
Say it with me, folks..
Nice work!
So if you haven't been keeping up, now you know about all the racist things 2023 brought us.
I'm sure academia will have plenty more racist labels to slap on everyday things in 2024, so stay tuned and we'll bring them to you in real time. ✊
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