Trust the Science™ guys! Don't be a climate denier!
All the REAL experts agree, if you vote for the Democrats the weather will be gooder!
IT'S HOT IN THE DESERT DURING SUMMER! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
These mainstream fake news media headlines say Republicans cause bad weather so we need to vote for the good party.
Yes, Donald Trump and his voters are so powerful they are changing the temperature on the entire planet!
That's pretty awesome if you ask me.
In fact, I REFUSE to cool the earth until you make Trump president for life!
If you care about the planet then you have to do it!
