Well, this is quite odd.
Apparently to raise awareness about declining male fertility, which I can actually get on board with. What I can't seem to get on board with is how they're going about this raising of awareness about male fertility.
From Traded.co:
It's like the Kentucky Derby but with sperm! Get those bets ready for April 25!
They've created a racetrack for sperm:
Here's how the race works:
we've designed a microscopic racetrack that mimics the reproductive system — chemical signals, fluid dynamics, synchronized starts.
high-resolution cameras track every microscopic move. it's all live-streamed, complete with stats, leaderboards, and instant replays.
the winner? the sperm that crosses the finish line first, verified by advanced imaging. the stakes have never been smaller — or bigger.
and yeah, it's exactly as wild as it sounds. but we didn't stop there.
we're turning it into a spectacle. think press conferences. weigh-ins. live-streamed races with play-by-play commentary. and, of course, the world's smallest racetrack.
we're building a market where fans can pick their favorite competitors to see who's crossing the finish line first. whether it's athletes, or celebrities, imagine backing your icon in the weirdest, most entertaining event you've ever seen.
And that's all I got, folks.
I'm all for raising awareness about declining male fertility, but I ain't going to no sperm race!
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