You're going to watch this and say to me, "there's no way they're for real."

But they are. They are very for real, my friend.

If you couldn't make it all the way through, here's everything they said in the voice over,

"I will survive without you," followed by another voice intoning, "Make it make sense… Safety is essential… Keep our students and our teachers safe… Safe… It's our livelihood versus our lives… Safe… In this moment, be safe… Safe… Our children deserve to be safe… We want to be safe… Safe… We want to feel safe… Safe return or no return."

Maybe once people see that these are the type of weirdos they are entrusting the education of their children to, they'll be like, "Yeah... maybe you should just stay home, Ms. Perkins."

This was my favorite response: