Here we are on a Monday morning and somehow we've got Hunter Biden reminding us all, yet again, how corrupt and horrible he and his family are.
Yeah, the guy who took pictures of himself committing dozens of crimes - enough to send a non-elite person like me to jail for life - is angry that his dad's IRS decided to "embarrass" him for noticing tax fraud, the least evil of his sins.
Hunter Biden's attorneys filed a lawsuit against the IRS on Monday, alleging that agents have "targeted and sought to embarrass" the president's son.
Biden's Monday morning filing cites two major examples in IRS Agents Gary Shapley and Joseph Ziegler, two whistleblowers who claimed the IRS mishandled aspects of its investigation into Biden.
Biden's lawsuit seeks for the court to declare that the IRS "willfully, knowingly, and/or by gross negligence, unlawfully disclosed Mr. Biden's confidential tax information."
In addition, Biden is demanding $1,000 in damages for "each and every unauthorized disclosure of his tax returns," including disclosures that happened after the fact.
You gotta pray that this case gets thrown out so fast that it achieves the velocity needed to break Earth's orbit and be jettisoned straight into the sun, but with the absolute state of our justice system and that name "Biden," I'm not so sure.
The lawsuit goes on to allege that IRS agents Shapley and Ziegler "targeted and sought to embarrass" Biden through statements to the media. The suit clarifies that the pair of agents are only the "most recent" example of the alleged activity.
Ah yes, going after the whistleblowers. Classy!
Biden's lawsuit argues the pair's status as whistleblowers "cannot and does not shield them from their wrongful conduct in making unauthorized public disclosures that are not permitted by the whistleblower process."
Instead of revealing the facts to [checks notes] Congress, the whistleblowers should have met privately behind closed doors with federal agents who work for Hunter's dad.
That way the whistleblowers could be quietly taken care of like Jeffrey Epstein or his client list!
"Biden is the son of the President of the United States. He has all the same responsibilities as any other American citizen, and the IRS can and should make certain that he abides by those responsibilities," the lawsuit said. "Similarly, Mr. Biden has no fewer or lesser rights than any other American citizen, and no government agency or government agent has free rein to violate his rights simply because of who he is."
"Yet the IRS and its agents have conducted themselves under a presumption that the rights that apply to every other American citizen do not apply to Mr. Biden," it claims.
Which is it, Hunter?
If you have the same rights - and on the flip side, the same accountability under the law - when do you get hauled to jail for filming yourself weighing crack in a hotel room with prostitutes?
If any normal American had done a fraction of what Hunter has done, especially involving tens of millions of profit from peddling political access to foreign interests (some of them enemies of the state), do you think they would still be walking around free?
You can't have your cake and eat it too, my man!
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