It's been a long time coming, but the killa gorilla, the primest primate, Mr. Missing Link himself is finally making his big comeback!
A couple on a romantic break in Colorado claims to have captured the mythological creature Bigfoot on camera, wandering on the side of a mountain before sitting down to rest — all in broad daylight.
Professed eyewitnesses Shannon and Stetson Parker — enjoying a trip for their tenth wedding anniversary — claim to have observed the legendary lummox while enjoying a sightseeing tour on the narrow gauge rail line between Durango and Silverton, in the Centennial State's far southwest.
Did they really see a sasquatch? You be the judge:
Okay, it doesn't look like much. But, I mean, be real: If you were Bigfoot, would you make a big deal out of it? Would you try and draw attention to yourself? Or would you do your best to blend in and hope that these hairless weirdo creatures just leave you alone?
To be perfectly honest, that kind of looks like a costume to me. I mean, I know there's no chance at all that it's a fake. It is definitely 100% real. But it kinda looks fake, right?
Never you mind. I consider this definitive proof. Bigfoot is real and he's spectacular!
And our nation's foremost xenozoologist and cryptid scholar expert agrees with me, thank you very much:
Looking forward to lots more sightings on social media in the near future! Don't be shy with those ape suits, uh I mean realistic footage, folks!
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