Here's a really good example of looking cool while being incredibly stupid

It's Friday as I write this, so I'm going to give you a tactics lesson because WHY THE HECK NOT.

Watch:

My friends, bullets travel much faster than you can quick-peek around a corner.

But there's more than that.

Everything these kids did was wrong - so wrong, in fact, that I took time out of my day to tell you how wrong.

Someone pointed out that this might be an airsoft competition, where you can see the pellets flying with the naked eye, so perhaps these lads have developed the habit of peeking quickly in a bet that their face can move faster than a plastic BB.

I honestly have no idea. I spent more time than I should have trying to find the source of this video, so all I can say is it's two kids looking cool while being stupid.

But it's not just the head bob.

The footwork is abysmal too. The kid in the back shuffled his feet and bobbed like a noob instead of angling his hips where he wanted to go and slicing the pie (moving in a steady arc to the other side of the door). This would have let him see if anyone was hiding there.

A lot of people think those little shuffles will make you less easy to hit, but shifting your weight back and forth not only slows you down, but it puts you off balance (you can't shoot well off balance).

Practice slicing that pie, kids!

Second, these two posted up one right behind the other sacrificing their cover, which is the perfect opportunity for an enemy to get a 2-for-1 deal.

My Asian brothers in Christ, all you are doing is saving the enemy their ammunition.

You want to post up on the wall, and you don't want to present your gun anywhere near the "portal" (the opening). In real life, could someone shoot you through the wall?

Sure.

But if they see the tip of your rifle sticking out, they are definitely going to shoot.

Don't let them know where you are or what you've got. That is, unless you have a flashbang or a grenade, then let 'em have it!

Also, crouching in the open is super dumb - now you're immobile and exposed.

After already committing enough errors to be killed ten times over, these lads decided to push through the doorway without ever checking to see if that left side was clear.

This is how you get insta-deleted:

CQB is a chore.

But if you have to do it, do it right! And remember: