In Diversity Push, Target Offers New Black Paraplegic Santa Ornament
· Nov 15, 2023 ·

Okay, I understand black Santa, so don't get me for racism here, but yo, why does he have to be paraplegic?

Yes, this is a real tree ornament being sold by Target.


For the record, Target also offers white paraplegic Santa, but I just can't get over this. Like, did Santa get in a serious accident last Christmas while out delivering gifts? Maybe Rudolph didn't check his blind spot (am I allowed to say blind spot?) and ran into a UFO or something. I don't know, this is just strange.

Like, I'd love to meet the guy who was like, "Yo, I think what we really need on our shelves is black paraplegic Santa."

(That guy's probably a girl, but I'd still like to meet him … or her.)

I'm not mad at Target or anything, and I'm not saying we should boycott over a black paraplegic Santa. In fact, I'm kind of glad they put this up. I mean, without silly stuff like this I don't have a job. However, for my friends over at The Babylon Bee, well, I'm sure Seth Dillon will give them all a pay decrease for not coming up with this headline before Target made it a reality.

Before I go, here's black paraplegic Santa in the wild for all you true fans:

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