Compadres, this video shocked me to the core, making me nearly laugh loud enough to wake everyone in my home this Saturday morning.

Go ahead, make your guesses. You're probably wrong.

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Good gosh it's a Lori Lightfoot jump scare!

Sorry, I know it's not newsworthy, but the former mayor of Chicago just prowling the streets of Ann Arbor, Michigan is a little weird.

Like, what is she doing there? Did someone say her name three times?

Is this all just one big marketing campaign for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice?

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