The 1980s are totally in right now, and we're seeing an explosion of nouveau pastels, fanny packs, roller skates and retro soda cans.

Also they're making shoes with mullets on them now too.

The new high-top sneaker is all business in the front and party in the back, with a set of gorgeous, flowing locks hanging down its heels. That's right, it's a mullet for your feet. And there's no doubt it'll blow people away, as its hair delicately blows in the wind at your feet.

Sounds gross. And I mean, all I can think of when I look at these things is how easy it would be to trip yourself up in them:

You can rest easy about one thing, though:

In case you were wondering, the Mullet Shoe is made with synthetic hair, so no need to be creeped out by the thought of some other human's hair on your feet.

Oh yeah, good to know that I won't be wearing a shoe with "some other human's hair" on it.

I do believe I will stick with my sandals and boat shoes, thank you anyway.

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