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Important: Ted Cruz is now rocking a certified mullet

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Doc Holliday

Feb 13, 2021

Look at this thing. Gaze upon its glory.

My man actually cut his hair into a fade mullet. The absolute madlad.

Some people on Twitter were upset, some were happy, and some just couldn't bring themselves to knock the hustle.

We need more pics!

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: Checked Cruz's Twitter and look what I found:


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