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It didn’t take long for lefties to start using Bibles as soccer balls and toilet paper

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John Knox

Jun 28, 2022

Stay classy, lefties.

[Language warning]

Since Islam is also against abortion, feel free to try playing soccer with a Qur'an next!

No matter how much you hate God or Christians or the Bible, that very Bible teaches that God still loves you.


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