Joe Biden announces his candidacy for … Congress 🥴
· Mar 9, 2024 ·

In a speech delivered in Philadelphia, Joe Biden asked the people of Pennsylvania to send him to Congress in 2024.

It seems a step down from president, but I'm all for it.

Here are some other highlights from the speech:

  • Introduced himself as Jill Biden's husband
  • Demonized half the country as MAGA Republicans "trying to take away our freedoms"
  • Said January 6th is another Alabama (your guess is as good as mine)
  • Offered Americans a bribe of $400 per month for housing costs to vote for him (that should help inflation)
  • Promised to protect European leaders from patriotic Americans
  • And then he promised to unite the country (what a weird way to end it)

Here's the whole speech if you're into that sort of thing:

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