In a speech delivered in Philadelphia, Joe Biden asked the people of Pennsylvania to send him to Congress in 2024.

It seems a step down from president, but I'm all for it.

Here are some other highlights from the speech:

• Introduced himself as Jill Biden's husband
• Demonized half the country as MAGA Republicans "trying to take away our freedoms"
• Said January 6th is another Alabama (your guess is as good as mine)
• Offered Americans a bribe of $400 per month for housing costs to vote for him (that should help inflation)
• Promised to protect European leaders from patriotic Americans
• And then he promised to unite the country (what a weird way to end it)

Here's the whole speech if you're into that sort of thing:

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