You know you're living in hard times when you can't go to a Sacramento Burlington Coat Factory without encountering a gang of ruthless lady crooks:
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I gotta say, if you steal that much stuff, in broad daylight, at a crowded shopping center, and especially when you're, um, a very identifiable suspect, well, the only thing I can conclude is you must really like Burlington Coat Factory.
The police, meanwhile, are on the case:
Sacramento police confirmed with The Post on Tuesday that they're actively investigating the alleged theft that took place Saturday at a store in Sacramento. ...
"No arrests have been made at this point, however this is an active investigation," police said.