Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the perfect crime
· Jul 26, 2023 ·

You know you're living in hard times when you can't go to a Sacramento Burlington Coat Factory without encountering a gang of ruthless lady crooks:

[Warning: Language]

I gotta say, if you steal that much stuff, in broad daylight, at a crowded shopping center, and especially when you're, um, a very identifiable suspect, well, the only thing I can conclude is you must really like Burlington Coat Factory.

The police, meanwhile, are on the case:

Sacramento police confirmed with The Post on Tuesday that they're actively investigating the alleged theft that took place Saturday at a store in Sacramento. ...

"No arrests have been made at this point, however this is an active investigation," police said.

I'd bet the car was last seen headed in the direction of the local Nordstrom Rack!


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