You'd think this would be a busy time for journalists … you know, the people who are tasked with the responsibility of defending the truth, or something.

There's almost too much to cover! War brewing in the Middle East between Israel and Iran. Economic downturns, unemployment and stock market wobbles. And, of course, a political battle between the Republican and Democratic parties.

Here's the kind of deep insight only the American media is brave enough to uncover:

JOURNALISM!

JOURNAL-ISM!

SO MUCH JOURNALISM!

Check out this paragraph comparing Walz to Ronald Reagan:

Same energy:

The replies to this article were glorious.

Because that's what matters, folks.

Who cares about Tim Walz's history in China, or his late-night slumber parties with radical Holocaust-denying Islamists, or his war-dodging stolen valor? Because he's the only guy out there who can pull off the fake-everyman routine!

Eat your heart out, Tucker Carlson. Tim Walz is here and he's fabulous!

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