Friends, Americans, countrymen, take a look at this clip of peak cultural greatness from an era that is now passed, but could be reclaimed once again:
That woman is Linda McMahon. She's married to Vince.
You know, this guy:
Well, Linda has been nominated as the next secretary of education under Trump's second presidential term. For real!
We live in the craziest/best timeline.
The man in the clip above is "Kane," AKA Glenn Jacobs, AKA the current mayor of Knoxville County, Tennessee.
I love this country.
A lot of libs are crying about Linda's qualifications, as if we don't currently have a guy who is transportation secretary solely because he is gay.
Linda McMahon served on the Connecticut Board of Education for a year in 2010 and was on the board of trustees for Sacred Heart University in Connecticut. It was reported that her first choice in Trump's Cabinet would have been commerce secretary, a role that went to Howard Lutnick.
National Education Association President Becky Pringle complained about Linda, because apparently American schools are doing GREAT under the rule of Democrat politicians and teachers' unions. Others have said she is not qualified because anonymous plaintiffs accused her and her husband in a 2024 lawsuit of covering up child abuse allegedly committed by a WWE announcer in the 1980s.
I'm not qualified to speak on all that, so I'll just say that pretty much anyone could be appointed education secretary for the purpose of dismantling the education department with a wrecking ball!
As for Kane, well, he and Linda have patched up their totally-real drama of their WWE days.
As for why Linda would want to serve on Trump's Cabinet, she gave $15 million to Trump's 2024 campaign.
Plus, Trump has been known to beat up her estranged husband from time to time!
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