If you're in D.C., you need a vax passport and photo ID to go pretty much anywhere in the city (and don't forget that flimsy cloth mask!), but ID for voting is racist.
Also, shoplifting is wrong, but only if your skin is too light. Otherwise, taking a rack of $300 puffer coats is just reparations.
Math is hard!
Have fun with your empty stores and roaming gangs of criminals, Washington!
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