Assaulting a federal agent is no joke, but nobody, and I mean nobody, should ever show this level of disrespect to a Subway sandwich.

That's 37-year-old Sean Charles Dunn, and before this went down on Sunday night he had been shouting down federal agents, calling them the worst name in the book: Fascists.
The full video shows several black men laughing as Dunn gets increasingly agitated about the officers' presence.
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"I did it. I threw a sandwich," Dunn later confessed to D.C. Police.
Here's DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro:
Looks like Sean won't be eating fresh for a while.
He could face a year in prison for assaulting that Border Patrol agent, and may face even more time if that Subway sandwich is considered a deadly weapon.
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