Oh, come on! Who let their pet python out?!?!

A 65-year-old man in Austria was minding his own business and going about his regular morning routine when something literally bit him in the nether-regions.

According to a statement from police, the man sat down on the toilet to you know… take care of some business… when he "felt a ‘nip' in the genital area."

When the man looked down, he discovered an albino reticulated python taking a bath in his toilet. 😳

The 5 ¼ foot python apparently escaped from the neighbor's apartment and may have slithered its way through the drains and ended up in this poor bloke's toilet.

The python's owner is a 24-year-old dude who also happens to have 11 non-venomous constrictor snakes and a gecko in his apartment.

If there are no building rules against that, then maybe management should re-visit their pet policy.

The python's owner is facing an investigation on suspicion of causing bodily harm by negligence. Let's hope the police don't just poo-poo this investigation!

And don't worry, police said the victim sustained only minor injuries. And yes, the snake was cleaned up before being handed back to its owner.

Still, imagine sitting down on the throne and getting some python fangs in your under-carriage! 😩