What the heck was this man doing?
41-year-old Alejandro Carlson apparently thought it would be a great idea to climb onto an Alaska Airlines jet leaving Las Vegas. Can you imagine being a passenger on that plane? One minute you're ignoring the pre-flight instructions, looking around to see if there are any maskless two-year-olds to report, and rage-tweeting about the topic of the day when you see a dude climb past your window and proceed to dance about the wing.
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The pilot immediately notified the tower and authorities responded, but Carlson remained on the wing for 45 minutes before he fell face-first onto the tarmac:
Carlson was treated for minor injuries at the hospital and then booked into jail on the charges of trespassing and disregard for public safety.
In the latter category, I feel it is important – nay, my duty as a citizen under our benevolent leaders – to point out that this man wasn't wearing a mask. If there is one charge of disregard for safety that should be brought to bear, it's that he was breathing all over the place outside that pressurized hull and those vacuum-sealed windows!
Lest you think I say this only in jest, remember that we now live in clown world and anything is possible.
MASK UP!