Today, the Duchess of Sussex had a special guest on her podcast "Archetypes", and they revealed details about their fun, super-girly "I'm just like you commoners" pool party.

Meghan Markle invited the Canadian prime minister's wife, Sophie Trudeau, to her $14 million mansion in California, where they giggled like schoolgirls and played in the pool with an "inflatable pizza slice."

The Duchess and her "dear friend" Sophie said they "splashed in the water" and let their hair down.

Must have been so nice for them to get a break from being a Duchess and First Lady.

A well-deserved break from their useless roles.

This was the other version of us both with wild curly hair and swimsuits and loose linen and huge belly laughs, big cuddles with our little ones.

And quiet whispers of girl talk on the terrace, like absolute schoolgirls.

We were just having so much fun.

Sounds like a lot of fun, but too bad Sophie's husband is a wannabe dictator who is about to be called on as a witness in Canada's Public Order Emergency Commission Inquiry that is looking into the invocation of the Emergencies Act earlier this year which allowed the government of Canada to freeze bank accounts and trample peaceful protesters with horses.

Sorry, where was I?

Oh, right – the fabulous pool party.

Anyways, this latest podcast titled, "Good Wife/Bad Wife, Good Mom/Bad Mom," goes on and on about life, friendship, relationships, and the oh-so-exciting pool party.

Please excuse my bitterness, but no one needs to hear about these two ladies' pool parties.

Sorry for wasting your time here...