The Minnesota Tourism Board just made the most convincing case to never visit Minnesota:

[I censored this garbage heap. You're welcome.]

Nothing says "friendly midwestern folks" like sickos jiggling their breasts in public!

Taxpayer-funded grooming!

These parades are parades of conquest. They've already won and they're just shoving it in your face.

There used to be a time when Minnesota represented wholesomeness and the heart of America. There was a time when the tourist draw was the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.

Now it's gay Mardi Gras. What a time to be alive.