Good news! The protests this year were 90% peaceful, according to a new study.
It seems that after "mostly peaceful" became a meme used to mercilessly mock the media, they decided to double down and back up the "mostly peaceful" narrative with SCIENCE!
You can't deny science, people.
In other news,
👍 Over 90 percent of Bill Cosby's encounters with women did not involve drugging or raping.
👍 Over 90 percent of Michael Jackson's sleepovers with children did not involve molestation.
👍 Over 90 percent of Hitler's activities involved peaceful things like eating a vegan diet and listening to music.
👍 Most serial killers report that over 90% of their activities have absolutely nothing to do with killing.
Say it with me:
