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National Park Service warns: Do not "push down slower friends" to save yourself

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NTB Staff

Aug 6, 2020

The National Park Service posted on Facebook a warning for their park visitors to not run from bears or push your slower friends down to save yourself.

As the slower friend, I 100% appreciate and endorse this message.


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