New York City just introduced crack pipe vending machines. Really.
· Jun 6, 2023 ·

Sometimes you scroll through your social media feeds and see things so ridiculous, you just KNOW it has to be from the Babylon Bee. This is one of those cases:

I genuinely thought that there was no way this could be real, but it is.

First, we had Joe Biden sending out free "safe smoking kits" AKA crack pipes and accessories, and now New York is placing these same types of "safe" smoking kits in their "public health" vending machines.

The machine also has Narcan, an overdose rescue drug, condoms, nicotine gum, and other "health" related items.

Here's the news propaganda piece for this public health "innovation:"

What are the chances this machine, even though it's totally free, will stay in one piece for more than a week?

I'd set the over/under at 48 hours.

The machine is literally for crackheads, after all.

You just know that everything in this machine will be stolen and then re-sold on the street by the weekend.

New York City has become a joke of a city and these 'public health" officials are the biggest clowns in this circus.

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