In case anyone cares, Barack and Michelle are still a thing, despite rumors of their split. Michelle interviewed Barack on her podcast this week.
Translation:
"I, Barack, have heterosexual feelings for you, my human wife. Please embrace me."
Lots of sarcasm in this clip, so it's really hard to tell what to make of it.
Either way, a marriage is a marriage, and I'm glad to see them together even though they're the worst.
Now, somebody please put together a bad lip-reading version of this clip and get back to me ASAP!
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