On today's episode of conspiracy theories that turned out to be totally true, we bring you this shocking admission from Canadian public health officials:
Yes, that's right. 87% of Canada's population had their own government track their movements over the last two years.
87%!!!
That number, while shocking, is not all that surprising.
The only reason Canada admitted to this is that they openly requested permission to continue their spying for another 5 years.
You know, because they care about your "health."
What else is there to say, except that this is grossly immoral, unjust, and simply outrageous?
It's amazing to see something like this come from our neighbors to the north, but I would not be at all surprised to learn that it's happening here as well.
