Last week, a man pooped in a grocery store freezer in Oklahoma.
A few days later, that sicko was caught and apprehended.
We can all sleep soundly again.
If you haven't heard this story before, let me just tell ya about this load of crap.
A woman was grocery shopping with her two daughters and when she reached for a bag of Totino's Pizza Rolls she discovered something disgusting on her hand... human poop.
"I pick up a bag of pizza rolls and there's literally s–t. Human s–t. Excuse my language... I was upset, I was disgusted, I feel like I was violated," Shirley Wright-Johnson said in an interview with KFOR.
Remember that one scene in Team America? No exaggeration, that would be me...
Moore police have the man in custody who they believe to be connected to the disgusting and disturbing incident that occurred at Crest Foods on Sunday 12.
"We are pleased to inform you that as of yesterday evening, with the assistance of our community members and one of our very own vigilant off-duty Officers, the person of interest in the disturbing incident at Crest Foods was identified, located, apprehended and was booked into the Cleveland County Detention Center on unrelated charges," Moore police said on social media.
Yes, unrelated charges... this sicko has too much free time on his hands! Including allegedly taking pictures up women's skirts at the grocery store.
The man's name has not yet been released and police have not yet confirmed what charges he may face.
I say, throw the book at him!
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