If you don't know who Chelsea Handler is, let me remind you:

Well, I'm pleased to report that she did the meme of unmarried feminist girlbosses melting down because Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker said Christian things at a Christian school:

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Me watching a grumpy old celebrity bitterly lamenting a family man's good faith-and-family advice:

This might be the best part, when she addresses Butker's homemaker wife and homeschooling mom Isabelle:

Isabelle, please blink twice if you need us to call for help.

Ah yes, Isabelle, please let us know if you need Chelsea Handler to save you from the stable, loving, faith-filled family life into which you've fallen:

Thanks for once again clarifying why Butker's life is the better one, Chelsea!

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