“These are real majors that NYU students are going into debt for. This is not satire.”

Lookin' for a good laugh? Check out this list of actual majors of recent NYU graduates 🤣

Ok, to review, you have:

Environmental Science and Sustainable Business
The Performance of Self
Creative Direction Production and Narrative through the Arts, Performance, and Written Word
Journalism and Latin American Studies with an Emphasis in Human Rights, Collective Memory, and Political Violence
Sociology of Environmental Communication
Music, Business, and Gender Studies
Care Politics with a minor in Disability Studies
Art as a Social Mechanism
Dramatic Writing and Theatrical Adaptation
Equilibrium or Negotiated Paradox
Queering and Decolonizing Theater Practice
Journalism, Postcolonial Studies and Psychoanalysis
Philosophy of Science and Theater
The Criminal Mind
International Business and Fashion through Sustainable Development

(Ok, we're laughing.)

Congrats to this year's graduating class of impoverished, bitter political activists!

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