Welcome to your latest lesson in Bidenese. In this installment, President Biden takes what should have been an easy layup of a speech and shoots holes in it by mispronouncing simple words and then just yelling incomprehensibly for reasons that probably only made sense inside his own head.
First up:
"Chansgender"? Is this a new gender identity that the rest of us have not heard of yet?
Next we have a word that I've literally never heard mispronounced in my entire life:
Seeing the writing on the wall, the president decides to just start shouting and it's extremely awkward:
Something is seriously amiss with this man.
I like to end with silver lining whenever possible, so kids, just think -- if this man can become the president of the United States, there is nothing stopping you!
Aaand now please enjoy our viral video about how to speak Bidenese:
