Let's check in on Portland to see what's - oh.
Yep, just another normal day in the great state of Oregon!
Alex Van Duyn said the problem started in September when he noticed his recycling bin had not been collected.
'So I went to open the blue bin. And lo and behold, there was a nice deposit of gallon-size bottles of urine, to put it plainly. And there were six of them,' he said.
"To put it plainly" is no joke.
Someone is literally dropping off gallons of urine (I don't want to know how he confirmed what the yellow liquid was).
Alex's recycling had not been taken because the garbage man had noticed there were jugs of pee and had refused to collect the bin.
But the mystery man didn't stop and kept dropping bottles of urine in the bin. Eventually, Van Duyn stopped putting his bins out on the curb altogether, hoping the man would quit.
And he did - but he moved on to using the neighbor's garbage bins instead.
'I don't know why he's hitting the same location so many times. That doesn't make sense to me, and why he is doing it,' Van Duyn said.
Alex has multiple videos of the perp.
I'm not sure why he and his neighbors don't set up a neighborhood watch to nab the guy, but we should remember that we ARE talking about Portland here.
The idea of brave men stopping a weirdo is probably foreign to them.
Van Duyn has shared his ordeal on the NextDoor app, where neighbors have flooded the post with theories as to the reason behind it all.
Ah, yes, sharing theories instead of actually confronting the perp and asking him why he's got a screw loose.
He has filed a police report and is trying to get the man's license plate.
'I've actually started putting my bins back out again the night before and putting them in a different position just to see if I could get a better video of him,' Van Duyn said.
As for Alex's master plan to stop this guy from dropping off gallons of urine every week at his house:
'Maybe he's watching, I don't know. Please stop. Please, just don't do it anymore,' he said.
I see he's taking the Joe Biden approach!
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