Trump isn't even president yet and he's already kicking the redcoats out!
Does it get better than this?
Live video of Trump removing the last vestige of British monarchy from our shores:
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle snapped up a plush pad in Portugal to have an 'emergency escape solution' when President-elect Donald Trump moves into the White House, according to a report.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have reportedly splurged on one of 300 soon-to-be-constructed residences at the 722-acre CostaTerra Golf and Ocean Club - a plush development about 81 miles south of Lisbon.
The pair allegedly forked over more than $4.7 million on the purchase.
Only $4.7 million? Those poor political refugees are practically destitute!
Earlier this month, The Post exclusively revealed that the couple purchased the sprawling property in Europe because life in the US did not end up being 'what they thought it would be.'
America could have been great if you two hadn't decided to whine about how oppressed you are to Oprah:
And whine about how oppressed you are on Netflix:
And spend all your time complaining about how evil America is on the world stage:
Seriously: We fought an actual war to have independence from what British princes think about us. Why would you think that you would enjoy your time here if all you do is complain from your palatial estate in California??
Indeed, Harry currently being locked in a legal battle involving his immigration status has added some stress on the couple's life in sunny California.
I doubt Trump cares that much about Prince Harry and his wife, but these people think the universe revolves around them and it would be super funny to deport the exiled prince, so I kinda need that to happen now.
Oh, and then there's this:
Before the duo enjoys their new life in Portugal, they face one major hurdle: obtaining European Union citizenship.
How ironic would it be if a prodigal British prince who fled his home got kicked out of America because of Trump, then got kicked out of the EU because of Brexit?
As a throwback, here's Trump talking about the couple:
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The next 4 years are gonna be amazing, ladies and gents.
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