ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS FUTURE SUPREME LEADER KAMALA HARRIS!

Our dearest comrade, Principal Lakeasha Williams of Stanley Eugene Clark School in New York City, recently led her students in a resounding chorus praising Harris for her imminent ascension to the throne (note that Biden is completely absent here).

Watch as Williams teaches these elementary students how to properly offer laud to their new ruler:

"Brown girl, brown girl, what do you see? I see a vice president that looks like me," said Williams, with her students repeating.

Ah, nothing like empowering kids by having them focus on racial characteristics and other "intersectional" attributes at the exclusion of personal character and accomplishment.

The chant is reportedly a version of of a poem written by Chicago poet Leslé Honoré.

I see no problem with celebrating the diversity of public leaders – such as Charles Curtis, our first Vice President of color as a member of the Native American Kaw Nation in Kansas. We should celebrate the wealth of backgrounds in this great nation, but focusing exclusively on race and celebrating a divisive former prosecutor as a goddess-in-waiting is a bit excessive.

Don't agree with me? Then think of this: how acceptable would it be if a group of white students were chanting "white boy, white boy, what do you see? I see a president that looks like me" in celebration of Donald Trump?

EXACTLY.

I mean, it's not like teachers even berated students for the sin of simply saying they admire Trump. You know, a duly-elected sitting president of the United States.

In this bold new frontier of Wokeness, I can't wait for when we all gather in stadiums to wish our loving and beneficent queen another prosperous year of unlimited power!