One of the most bizarre features of the purple-haired crowd's embrace of Hamas is the attempt to make the radical Islamic terrorist group seem like a bunch of squishy libs from Portland.

First there was "Gays for Gaza," and then "Queers for Palestine," and then (maybe my favorite) "Feminists for a Free Palestine."

But then the pro-abortion team started to feel left out, so they descended on the DNC in Chicago to announce that "reproductive justice means Palestinian liberation."

Yes, really.

I tell you what, The Babylon Bee is in a constant battle with time to stay satirical ...

Of course, this is all naive and/or gaslighting lunacy. There are no gay rights, women's rights or transgender rights in any Palestinian territory. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find any of these rights in any Muslim country. They're easy to find in Israel, of course, but who cares because ... Jews.

But then again, maybe they're onto something? After all, on October 7 — the deadliest day for Jews since the Holocaust — the victims of Hamas included unborn babies, let alone the fact that Palestinian liberation would result in the genocide of Jews, including the ones who haven't been born yet.

It's like Planned Parenthood and Hamas did a mash-up!

So maybe, this particular pro-abortion rally is just being really, really honest about what they want?

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