Let's take a vote. Is it safer to vote in person or vote by mail?

Gloating over the size of the crowd that gathered this weekend to protest at the home of Postmaster General Louis DeJoy, the geniuses at TMZ, say the answer is clear, "As you know, there's a push to expand mail-in voting because it's the safest way by far to vote during a pandemic."

So if voting by mail is "by far" the safest way to vote, perhaps we should insist that the yelling, screaming, closely congregating masses should then protest by mail. Wouldn't this "by far" be the safest way to do it?!

Asking for a friend.