Here we go again…

Cornell University has introduced their new course titled "Black Holes: Race and the Cosmos" which explores the connection between the decades-old term "black holes" and ... racism.

Would you expect any less from an Ivy League university?

Universities have basically become leftist indoctrinating sites, pumping out woke soldiers trained to discover micro-aggressive racism that they have to search for in all corners of the world.

But I guess sometimes, when racism is so hard to find we have to look outside of our planet…

The course summary explains that theorists use astronomy concepts to interpret the history of race in creative ways.

Did I lose you there?

"Conventional wisdom would have it that the 'black' in black holes has nothing to do with race. Surely there can be no connection between the cosmos and the idea of racial blackness. Can there? Contemporary Black Studies theorists, artists, fiction writers implicitly and explicitly posit just such a connection."

Um... no, I don't think there can be a connection, but I bet you're going to tell me that I'm wrong… and a racist.

The idea of "racial blackness" is confusing, does this mean we can't use the color black to describe something?

What about black olives? They're delicious…

Black beans, black tea, black bear, blackmail, black mold… I can go on and on. And what if you want to buy a black t-shirt??

Let's all gouge our eyes out and become blind, never having to see or speak of color again.

This course is part of the school's $60,000-a-year tuition and will include the work and music by Outkast, among other artists.

Yep… worth every penny.