The lockdowns will continue until morale improves.

No, it did not take long at all, did it? Particularly since he hasn't won yet.

Local governments are taking note and striking while the iron is hot and the opportunity is open.

Naomi Wolf, a bestselling author who is apparently so successful she has difficulty keeping up with current events, said if only she had known that Biden was in favor of lockdowns she would not have voted for him.

In fairness, she was reliably informed that Biden did not say what he plainly said. Also, 2+2=5.

In fact, believing that Biden favored lockdowns was "unfounded" and just an attempt to "stoke fears."

As an aside, I should note that any claims that there was election fraud are unfounded and just an attempt to stoke fears.

You could argue that there is ample evidence that lockdowns don't work, but why let that spoil a perfectly good power grab?

You could even argue that lockdowns actually worsen the pandemic.

You know, this is starting to make sense. Ezekiel Emanuel, recently named to Biden's Covid task force, is in favor of both lockdowns AND dying at 75. It's kind of a two-fer when you think about it.

And just for the record, if there is a new lockdown, It's your fault for going to MAGA rallies. Also, this is not a MAGA rally, so it doesn't count.