Update:
Confirmed.
Tim Walz, affectionately known around these parts as "Tampon Tim," is reportedly pulling out of the Minnesota governor's race and will not seek reelection.
So long, Dancin' Tim!
Yes, it looks like the internet may have officially bullied the man right out of politics. That and the whole Somali fraud that he's tried to cover up. And his general incompetence. And his failure on the national stage -- making Kamala seem like the intelligent person on the Democratic ticket.
Here's Walz's statement as reported by NBC:
In a press release, Walz cited heightened attention on fraud allegations in Minnesota, adding in the release that 'the political gamesmanship we're seeing from Republicans is only making that fight harder to win.'
'But as I reflected on this moment with my family and my team over the holidays, I came to the conclusion that I can't give a political campaign my all,' he said later. 'Every minute I spend defending my own political interests would be a minute I can't spend defending the people of Minnesota against the criminals who prey on our generosity and the cynics who prey on our differences.'
'So I've decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work,' Walz said.
But, before you breathe a sigh of relief, realize things could get worse.
Maybe he's planning for his 2028 run for the White House.
That couldn't go wrong ... could it?
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